October 18, 2016: Choose Your Own Misery: The Holidays on sale!

We care about you. Which is why we want to give you the greatest gift of all: more misery. Get in the holiday spirit a little early (but not earlier than the mall) with a copy of CYOM: The Holidays, available wherever books are sold. Sure beats another lump of coal.

LOCATION: Everywhere. That’s how the internet works.
TIME: 12:01 AM start stockpiling your purchases THEY MIGHT RUN OUT