You do your best to stay calm as you swivel your chair around to face your boss.
“What’s up?” you ask nonchalantly.
“Just wanted to ask you if you, uh-uh-uh, saw the email I just sent. It’s about the board meeting.”
“I was thinking of being bold this year and using Prezi rather than Power—”
You hear the ping that signals an incoming gchat.
You can just about read the message from the corner of your eye.
Oh dear god.
It’s from Debby in HR, and she wants to start your daily hate-spewing chat about your boss.
Judging from the quick glimpse you got—you definitely saw the word “fart-sniffer”—she’s opening up strong.
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