I was listening to the creepy orgy music from the Eyes Wide Shut soundtrack to add a bit of thrill to my Excel drudgery in the middle of a crowded office.
About a minute in, I looked around and noticed stares of utter shock coming from every direction.
I realized I’d forgotten to plug in my earphones.
–Anonymous Rex, “Corporate America to the MAX”
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